Have you ever found an original Han Solo figure still in the card for $2 at a thrift store or a yard sale? Probably not. But it’s the dream.
The reality (and nightmare) of thrifting is you’re in danger of ending up with a house full of broken-down, kitschy junk. Like the terrifying Baby Secret!
This guy is pretty annoying but you get to hear all of Baby Secret’s, uh, secrets in this clip.
Slightly more terrifying, if you can believe it, is the Reborn doll phenomenon.