Star Trek Voyager Voyages: Season 2

February 28, 2012

We’re at the end of Season 2 already. I think it took us a year to get this far in our TNG rewatch. Just sayin’.

Episode 17: The 37’s
A group of humans from the 1930s is found in stasis on an abandoned planet, including the lost Amelia Earhart.

And the fanfic writes itself. I guess they were tired of trying to insinuate some UST between Chakotay and Janeway so they decided to pull out the stops with some of the most palpable on-screen sexual chemistry on any Star Trek show. Janeway and Amelia Earhart never get it on—except with their eyes and hungry, quivering lips—but you can see their imaginations racing. Tackleberry from Police Academy guest stars and, not to speak ill of the dead, puts in a crap performance. The set up for this episode is pretty much the same as “Space Seed”. I think it starts with Janeway’s Turn of the Screw holodeck novel but I can’t remember because I think I’m willfully ignoring these bits.

Fun fact: This episode was meant to be the finale for Season One. It wasn’t for some reason I can’t be arsed to look up.

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Episode 140 – Quentin Tarantino

February 25, 2012

Click to listen to our Tarantino episode

When you absolutely, positively, got to piss off every Tarantino fan in the room.

This episode is for those cocksuckers who complain we never stay on motherfucking topic. We don’t even waste time arguing who gets to be  Mr. Pink or that

Here‘s a sort of Tarantino version of blogging. Or a blog version of the dialogue in Jackie Brown.

Incidentally do you know what they call Nerd Hurdles in Europe? Hurdles Royale. True story.


Episode 139 – Girl Detectives

February 17, 2012

Girl Detectives Veronica Mars Nancy Drew

Girl Detectives. What’s not to love? They’re precocious, crafty and cute.

I was going to write a bunch of stuff about girl detectives for these show notes but Meghan Ecclestone, Rookie Librarian, has already done a pretty good job with her post, “Murder-mysteries just got a whole lot more adorable.

She even lists the things the three sly sleuths of our episode—Nancy Drew, Veronica Mars and Flavia de Luce—all have in common.


What Fans Love

February 14, 2012

In honour of Valentine’s Day—traditionally the worst day of the year for a nerd—here’s a graphic breakdown of the things nerds love and how much they loves ’em. Click to see it full size.


Search Terms January: Beckinsale’s prosterior and is Suzie Plakson gay?

February 7, 2012

It’s a brand new year, time to take stock and reflect upon the fact that some things never change…

beckinsale butt / beckinsale ass / beckinsale ass vinyl / underworld awakening ass / underworld awakening selene ass pics / girl from underworld awakening ass: This was kind of a popular search this month. Well, here you go. Pervs.

kate beckinsale underworld ass

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Episode 138 – 2012 Oscar Noms

February 3, 2012

2012 Oscar Noms

Nathan (from our Video Games episode) is back to help us talk about the 2012 Academy Awards Nominations. We go through the noms in the Best Picture category and make our predictions about who will take home the Oscar on February 26th.

The Nominees: The Artist; The Descendants; Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close; The Help; Hugo; Midnight in Paris; Moneyball; The Tree of Life; War Horse.


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