February might be the shortest month, but there was no shortage of WTF in our search term stats.
i hope this search ends up on the nerd hurdles blog: Congratulations. You just Post’d our blog. What’s that mean? It’s when a crowd-sourced blog jumps-the-shark. Remember how awesome Post Secret (the blog where people would mail in anonymous confessions on postcards) was when it first started? It was a glorious. But then people started sending in obviously fake, exponentially ridiculous, secrets and confessions and it got wrecked. It happened to This Is Why You’re Fat too. The phenomenon has most recently cropped up on the previously awesome Not Always Right.
weird asian: I always thought Dr. Ho was a little odd.
twilight vampire (definition): n. Crap covered in glitter.
mandi tattoos: Good lord. Enough people have gotten Mandi’s face tattooed on their butts it’s become a search term?