For some reason I thought the WTF factor of people’s search strings had greatly declined in August. Boy was I the F wrong.
old ladys tattoed: Getting tattooed or young people getting old ladies tattooed on them? I hope it’s old ladies getting old ladies tattooed on themselves. Like those paintings of people holding paintings of themselves that go on into infinity.
tattoo of the name ‘riker’: Wouldn’t it be awful to be named Riker and in, say, 1986 you got it tattooed on your back in gothic script? Or maybe that’d be rad.
gay emo nerd: People are usually only one or two of these things. Some go for the trifecta. Others look for them on Google for the lulz.
nerd tweed pants: “Nerd tweed” is a specific weave.
startrek twighlight data: Data does kind of sparkle in sunlight. That doesn’t excuse you from getting your Twilight on my Star Trek though.