A lot of the weirdos must have been away from the Internet in August because we got a lot fewer completely baffling searches. Fewer, but not none…
dancing hurler gif: Hmm. Must have been looking for this.
fashion for 80’s nerds men: A good tip for nailing nerd fashion is to dress like someone in their 80’s.
are birkinstocks for nerds: Only if the nerds are lesbians.
what do mathematicians wear: Birkenstocks.
nerd scum: A colloquial term for the residue build up found on track-pads and mice. It commonly consists of skin cells, sebaceous fluid and Dorito’s seasoning.
the hurdle sex toy: Our plans for the “Wangina”—a combination penis and vagina sex toy—was abandoned. Mostly because we couldn’t figure out what that would look like.