Stranger Than Fan Fiction

August 12, 2016

The lunatics have taken over the asylum

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There was a time fanfic was a much derided form of writing. It was separated from professional writing by an abundance of mary-sue characters, pretzel-shaped soap-opera plots and continuity so shoddy that sharks were jumped on cyborg dragons even before the shark made an appearance. Some would argue that we’re still living in that time. I’d agree except it seems like over the last ten years, Hollywood has been completely taken over by fanfic writers and almost every recent genre flick is an elaborate fan film. Except by virtue of household names in the cast and high production values, it’s difficult to distinguish a mainstream cinema release from a fan-made homage based on quality alone.

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Episode 220: PokéBusters

August 4, 2016

220

Two pretty darn good things that haters are hating on. Resident haters Jakob and Mandi give Pokémon Go and the Ghostbusters 2016 reboot some love. Both well-made, charming additions to their franchises, what’s not to like?

Well, not mentioned in the episode but I (Jakob) find the whole premise of the Pokémon universe a little horrifying. It makes the capture and enslavement of small creatures seem like a light-hearted game. Especially when these cute little companions are not kept in humane habitats but in some kind of tiny stasis orbs. I mean, these cutely-named “pocket monsters” are kidnapped, imprisoned and then forced to fight in gladiatorial combat. Taken from their perspective, it’s essentially The Maze Runner or Battle Royale. There’s something seriously effed-up about the whole thing. Anyway… we don’t talk about that. Mostly about how people who hate on Pokémon Go are kinda dicks.

Actually, in this episode we mostly talk about neither Ghostbusters nor Pokémom Go.


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