April showers bring May weirdos. We were showered with odd search terms this month.
don’t make me release the flying monkeys: And if you don’t settle down back there, I’ll pull this tornado over and whoop those ruby slippers right off your feet. Actually a tornado is the only explanation for this search ending up here.
christina aguilera importants events in his live: Gender reassignment surgery, August 2011 — A live pay-per-view broadcast.
significant dates of christina aguilera: Bob Saget, dinner and a movie, no make-outs. Conan O’Brien, niece’s wedding, quickie behind the chapel. Vin Diesel, Swan Lake at The Met, sensual back-rubs. Lady Gaga… Yeah, in your dreams, grandma.
keanu reeves personal life 2011: For some reason I keep thinking Keanu is dead. Maybe that’s just his career.