Episode 201: Five Armies, One Hobbit

December 23, 2014

Battle of the five armies podcast

Riddles in the dark

Question: What comes at the end but sits in the middle, is the last of six but only the third?

Answer: It’s The Hobbit: Battle of The Five Armies, of course. Even Gollum could get that.

We mentioned the viner named Red 6 on the episode. Here’s a supercut of his vines. In some cases the joke is in the title of the vine, which is naturally missing, but still some good gags.


Episode 194: The Edge of Groundhog Day

July 9, 2014

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Tom Cruise is back to join the Starship Troopers and help Incept Groundhog Day against Aliens in Edge of Tomorrow.

Okay, the above snarky, reductive synopsis makes Edge of Tomorrow sound like a crappy knock-off, it’s best bits cannibalized from of a handful of better films. Though you could argue that is technically accurate, it’s a description which doesn’t do the film justice—a film which is probably the last, best original science fiction film we’re going to get for a decade.

I do say “original” because though it borrows elements from other films, such as the rag-tag band of marines from Aliens, remember that the rag-tag band of marines from Aliens were an homage to classic war films like The Dirty Dozen. The seemingly unbeatable alien invaders in Starship Troopers weren’t a new concept when the book was written and absolutely old hat when the film was made. If there was an element of deja vu in Groundhog Day it was partially that the gimmick of time-loops was already an old standbyIf there are any wholly original concepts left in sci-fi, they haven’t cropped up in the past four or five decades so we shouldn’t criticize a film too harshly for not offering one up now.

And I say Edge of Tomorrow is the “last, best” sci-fi film we’ll see because, judging by the dismal box-office reports of Edge of Tomorrow‘s opening weekend, audiences have guaranteed we’ll only see reboots and superhero movies until people stop going to see those too. Eventually it will probably find a word-of-mouth audience on Netflix (which I imagine is of little interest to the studios) and in time will become a sort of sci-fi action classic alongside AliensThe Matrix, District 9 and Inception—but without making the studios the kind of bank those films did. For now it’s being painted as the biggest genre bomb since Waterworld.

Which is too bad since it’s the antithesis of Waterworld—a true turkey which bombed because it was an actively, aggressively, unapologetically terrible film. Something audiences don’t seem to care about as long as the words “Star Trek” or “Marvel” or “DC” are attached to the title.

So when I call it the last, best original science fiction film, it’s being measured by a bar set dishearteningly low.


Episode 174: SEASON of the BLACK DEATH

August 23, 2013

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Perhaps an unexpected pairs of  movies for us to pit against each other, we compare and contrast the cinematic masterpieces SEASON OF THE WITCH (Nicolas Cage, Ron Perlman) and BLACK DEATH (Sean Bean, a bunch of random unknowns).  Just don’t say we never scrape the bottom of the barrel.


Episode 006: Harry Potter (Special Edition)

February 16, 2009

Dear Listeners, our heroes didn’t intend to talk about wizard people, Harry Potter just happened. They’ll talk about whatever it was they had planned next week. Even a Nimbus 2000 couldn’t get Jakob over this hurdle. Mandi is reading Snape/Rickman MPREG.

A NOTE ON THE SPECIAL EDITIONS: Before we joined the Simply Syndicated network, the first 31 episodes of Nerd Hurdles were hosted on Podbean. Technically, they still are. But since letting our pro-account lapse there’s been a bandwidth problem were the files are only available for the first half of the month before they hit the Podbean ceiling. While SimSyn’s hosting was on Libsyn, we started releasing these episodes as “Special Editions” with newly recorded introductions. When SimSyn moved our hosting to Soundcloud, those files were again lost (and we’d only managed to upload the first 10 anyway). So, here they are once more; uploaded to a 3rd audio service and hopefully the last.


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