Okay, so let’s just get this out of the way first. Apparently Kate Beckinsale’s ass is the most popular thing on the internet. Ever. I think it’s even giving “zombies” a run for their money. But then, zombies don’t run very fast.
underworld awakening kate beckinsale ass pictures: That is just the crest of a tidal wave of “underworld ass” searches (that one came in a whopping 36 times) this month. Here’s few of the better ones:
- underworld selene ass (13x) — the silver medal winner.
- kate beckinsale underworld ass (7x, plus 3x without the word “kate”)
- underworld girl ass (4x)
- underwirld girl ass — the above wasn’t always spelled correctly.
- kate beckinsale underworld 4 butt ass (2x) — I think “butt-ass” is the new “butthead”.
- kathryn beckinsale ass — the more refined ass Googler uses the long form of her name.
- underwold dat ass — for the more ghetto ass Googler.
- underworld selene butt in tights
- vampire kate beckinsale in lack leder — sometimes these searches are educational “lack leder” is German for patent leather. I didn’t know that. Now I do.
- underworld hot butt — this sounds to me like something you’d get at dim sum.
- kate beckinsale ass pant underworld — actually, I think “asspant” is a better insult than “butt-ass”.
- best selene underworld ass shots — only the best.
- best pictures of underworlds ass — only the best pictures of Shane Brolly, plzthx.
- underworld kate ass — For some reason “kate ass” sounds like a condition to me. Like shingles in your crack. “Blimey. Me old kate arse is kickin’ up ag’in like a sack o’ponies.”
- underworld pic ass — I imagine the vinyl tights had Kate’s thong fully wedged in there and it needed to be picked out every night. Sexy.
- underworld asspics — when setting off on a long journey, make sure to pack some vampire butts in aspic. A hearty delicacy.
- kate beckinsale underworld hot — more of a catch-all search, not limited to the butt region.
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