Nurdle My Nurds (January 2011)

February 2, 2011

The clock struck 2011 and the Internets turned crazy. People found this website in January by searching for the following…

i make you a offer you v=can not refuse: The mafia is modernizing and putting their threats into computer script. Z=can refuse.

dr crusher milk: Is the cure for space cancer? No, that’s foetal Cylon blood. Bev’s mammary secretions probably just makes really great lattes.

cooking with jesus: I bet Jesus’ secret ingredient is Dr. Crusher milk.

wesley crusher cock: Maybe that’s where the “milk” comes from.

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Coming To Terms: The Internet is Weird

October 7, 2010

September gave us fewer new weirdo search strings though not fewer over all, just fewer ones we hadn’t seen before. “Zombies weddings”, Christina Aguilera’s Ass” and “Rainbow Darth Vader” are still popular as ever. The internet is a weird place.

“kate libby” red shirt hackers: “Red Shirt Hackers” sounds to me like a Star Trek themed psychobilly band. But no, it’s just a hideous red shirt that Angelina Jolie wears in the movie Hackers. Apparently it’s “iconic” and “awesome” or something. The Internet is a weird place.

“wesley crusher” cock slash: I bet a few people would have liked to slash Wesley’s cock back in the day. And, no, that’s not a euphemism for something pleasurable Mandi would have engaged in. I think they were actually looking for some Wesley/Riker fics. I assume this based on the specific use of the word “cock” (alternate meaning: “dickhead”) and not that the Googler didn’t figure penises would be a given in a Wesley slash.

how to draw a tie fighters: Step 1: Draw an eyeball. Step Two: Stick some open umbrellas on either side of that eyeball. Follow this link to see how to draw a Thai fighter.

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