Basement Nerd – (beys-muhnt nûrd) n., A person whose near pathological interest in their fandom, combined with extreme social awkwardness, causes them to rarely leave their basement suite apartment and instead communicate to the outside world via the world wide web. On the rare occassion he stepped outside his home to purchase a superhero comic, he dressed himself in sweatpants, a LOTR T-shirt and a pit-stained trenchcoat.
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Doucheoisie (doosh-zhwah-zee) – n.
- the doucheois class
- (in Pucci-Rehlinger theory) the class that, in contrast to the proletariat or wage-earning class, is primarily concerned with property values.
Filk (Fĭlk) –v. the unlawful compelling through physical force or duress the insertion of the pinky finger into the anus of another person. –n. informal Modern folk songs sung about science fiction stories, themes and characters.
Nerd Beard – (nûrd bîrd) n. an interest, either feigned or sincere, in a mainstream or ‘cool’ pursuit, used as means of disguising one’s true, nerdy, nature.
Nerd Herd – (nûrd hûrd) n. a group of nerds living and feeding together or seeking the protection afforded by strength in numbers.
Nerd Hurdle – (nûrd hûr’dl) n., v. -dled, -dling n. a barrier or blockade of ‘nerdiness’ that an individual not of the nerd persuasion must metaphorically ‘leap’ over in order to enjoy or fully appreciate a given experience or situation. She loves Mel Gibson but the aliens were just too big a nerd hurdle for her to really enjoy Signs.-v. to successfully overcome a nerd hurdle.
Nerdism – (nûr’di-zem) n. 1.a belief that one’s particular nerdom is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that differences between nerdoms produce an inherent superiority of a particular group of nerds. 2. a chronic social disorder that is marked by a disconnect between the sufferer and other members of society.
Nerk (nurk) –v. to irritate, annoy, or exasperate a nerd: It nerked him that she would not differentiate between Star Trek and Star Wars.
Normals – (nawr-muhls) n., pl. 1. Persons who are not nerds. 2. Members of society at large, especially those who distain geeky interests. He had to be careful when he walked alone at night lest he be surrounded by a pack of drunken normals.
Normies – (‘ner ˈmēz) n., pl. slang -see normals.
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Shepnerd – (shep-nûrd) n., The leader of a nerd herd; an alpha-nerd who “shepherds” his or her flock of nerds to various nerd events and activities.
SMarmy – (smahr-mee) n., The legion of silver-tongued Social Media fanatics who smugly consider themselves at the vanguard of society 2.0. Less clever and hip than they often consider themselves, they are the kind of douchebag marketing weasels who comprised the first wave of “web design experts” and “SEO marketing gurus” at the onset of the 21st century. Members of the SMarmy will try to find a way to make a buck off of any and every social media tool they can load on their iPhone.
Snapping Nurdle – (snap’ping nur-dl) n. A closet nerd who 1.constantly critiques and demeans other nerds for their interests, 2.feels they are better and more knowledgeable than anyone else on the face of the Earth, ever, and 3. when confronted with evidence to their nerdiness simply responds in expletives and professes to be a normie. See: IMDB/Youtube comments sections for examples. (submitted by Joey “Ultact” Ingram)
Social Culturalism – (‘sō-shel ˈkel-che’e-li-zem) n. a belief that one’s socio-cultural group is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that socio-cultural differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular socio-cultural group.
Terd – (tûr’d) n. a nerd bearing a thoroughly despised or wretched personality; an “uncool” and socially awkward, snippy “turd” of a person.
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