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June search terms round-up. The Internet hasn’t gotten its mind out of the gutter yet.

you can take this gu from me: No. You keep it.

the kid hacker: He’s like the Horse Whisperer except he lifehacks your kids so they don’t suck.

is ll cool a freemason: Because of the font I thought this was II as in ii. Like 2 Cool. Which I assumed must be a hot new rapper so I Googled it to be all up in the know. Turns out this is  LL as in LL Cool J, a cold old rapper. And who cares if he’s a Freemason? In unrelated news, you can now call me II Kool.

pictures of science quizzes: I get the feeling some kid spent more hours doing image searches hoping to find their upcoming science quiz with the answers filled in than they ever would have studying.

baltar weird face: There is something slightly simian about it.

nerd with tapered pants: Le. Var. Burton.

darth jesus: I dunno. Darth Jesus seems like such an easy gag. Darth Brooks on the other hand is pure frakking genius.

There’s nothing wrong with tapered pants

» For the first time a few weeks ago, we had a listener in Los Angeles. Of course the first hushed words out of my mouth were, “Ohhhh shhhhit.” You see, Mandi gave someone from LA our business card. That person was LeVar Burton. Well, that’s pretty cool to think a member of the Next Gen cast had heard our humble podcast of nerdery. Unfortunately, it was a member whose tapered pants we made fun of on an episode. I can only assume he did not listen to the episode since we have not heard from his lawyer.